Vernon the Klown
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Vernon the Klown (Timothy Grimm) is a content creator, business owner, fitness instructor, and independent author. He also:-has degrees in Exercise Physiology, Anthropology, and Ancient History-writes horror fiction and has four books on Amazon-carves original stone art-is a seminary graduate and an ordained minister-deeply studies Chinese Internal Alchemy, including Chinese black magic-is an avid Harry Potter fan and actually studies magic and witchcraft on an academic level-studies under an actual Shaolin Grandmaster and is developing a more systematic approach to training Zui Quan style-is currently studying rapier styles, pursuing the path of Inigio Montoya-explores psychonautic ability-has only two degrees of separation with Jeffrey Dahmer, Monica Lewinsky, and Cocaine Bear-sleeps in a previously used, antique coffin (yes, the rumors are true)